remember when benedict and quinto were drunk and hugging each other and touching each others faces
Quinto looks like he found the answers to the mysteries of the universe in Benedict’s eyes.
He probably did.
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
People think I’m really innocent and cute and sweet and I mean, I am, but I’m also kinky as fuck, badass and hardcore bye.
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
and here we have a capitalist
Did you just.
let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible
How to know which boy you like:
1. Get very drunk
2. You will cry about the boy you like
"It’s not love or anything but I think I like you, too." — Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club.
Constantly stuck between hating myself and thinking I’m the best thing on the fucking planet.
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and shit like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”
if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything